Ouch my eyes!

I saw this the other night on TV and was really grossed out. That dang Napa AutoPro knew what they were doing when they released this commercial. How does one wash ones brain and eyeballs? Eww, and the song makes it even worse. "We're gonna party...toniggghht...". No, we're not gonna party tonight, we're gonna get creeped out tonight. And the cop is like "Aww shucks you crazy kids!". I'd be like "Alright out of the car now. You are both being shipped to a home come dawn".

This commercial is like the commercial equivalent of Sixth Sense. M. Night Shymalan had to be in on the trick ending. Why can't he make any more good movies to save his life? I was on a date with some guy the night I saw Sixth Sense in the theatre. The dude I was with had the voice of a 14 year old girl. It was surprising too because he didn't look like a dude with a shrilly chick voice. He, in essence, Sixth Sensed me when he opened his mouth for the first time. I remember him sing-songing in my ear "I knew he was a ghost!". My only thought was "This dude's voice is higher then mine and he's a filthy liar". There's no WAY he knew Bruce Willis was a ghost. Wanna know how I know? He was too busy looking around and smiling at me throughout the movie and whispering nonsense in my ear. Needless to say we didn't date again.

-Lolski

Gimme maah pizza!

Yeah, so Jim Breuer is a douche. I thought he'd be cool because he was on SNL and was the funny stoned hippy in Half Baked. But noooo, he's an actual douche bag. Here he is doing a commercial for Pizza Hut and he flips out on a prop guy because he wants to take a bite out of the pizza. Prop guy doesn't want that to happen and hijincks ensue. I guess prop guy is kind of douchey too. It's an all round douchey situation.

Finally something for your pesky "O" Zones

This product promises to take care of those embarrassing odors that emanate from your potentially rancid odor zones or "O Zones" as they are known in scientific circles. Aspray is especially designed for plumbers, business ladies in offices and lazy men on couches as the commercial shows. Take care of that "beastly butt odor". C'mon people buy your Aspray today!

- Lolski

Amusing Evian ad

I came across this the other day. I was trying not to smile as I watched it because I usually don't like crap like this (CGI dancing babies etc.) but in the end my belligerent face cracked a smile despite my best efforts. My reluctant verdict is in: Evian has harnessed the power of the viral video. Maybe I will buy their overpriced glorious spring (cough...Quebec tap water) water after all? Pffffttt...nope.

-Lolski