Roflopagos Island

So this dude is another victim of World of Warcraft. Or as scientists have coined it "WoW". Watch as a beautiful freakout unfolds as he comes to realize that he can't log in to enjoy his sweet, succulent past-time. This dude needs to lay off the Zesty Doritos and Mountain Dew and get out and enjoy the beautiful world. Pffft...who am I kidding? I haven't left my house in 8 days. And my right pointer finger and wrist are arthritic and carpal tunnelesque from all the sweet surfing I partake in on the daily. The Internet owns me and it knows it.

Seriously though, wasn't there some dude that died from too many hours playing some type of computer RPG? True story. Scary stuff kids. I think everyone needs to go outside and toil in the sun for a bit. C'mon folks, plant an onion patch. Or better yet do something really pointless like sweeping the sidewalk. It's fun and your neighbours will love you. There's an old dude on my street that sweeps the sidewalk all the time. I have a theory that he does it to get away from his Harpie wife. Either that or he's a secret agent. Your guess is as good as mine.