Oh long johnsons!!?? a cat's tale.

This cute feline almost made me shoot milk out of my nose...okay the first bit is not rofl material but just wait....nothing better on a friday after noon than listening to a whiskered puss say oh long johnson...with a lisp no less.
-Shocka

A heckler that just won't give

This is pretty hilarious. Here's a video where a man running for mayor is repeatedly heckled when he's trying to speak to a news crew. Why they didn't take it to a new street sooner, I don't know? If I were the dude running for mayor I would have gone up to the other dude's porch and had a "booooo" battle. That sure would have shown that city what's what. A mayor with gumption, that's all the heckler wanted anyways. Why is it that when I hear the word "boooooo" I always think of that dirty old woman heckler in The Princess Bride. You know who I'm talking about. The 80's run deep in me.

- Lolski

Ladies with delicate sensibilities

Well these ladies put the ass in class. This is a scene from "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" reality TV show. Can't say I've ever watched an episode but now I kind of want to. Arguing over name changes and past arrests is a common occurrence amongst my circle of friends and I need to learn how to handle conflicts such as these. Watch it for some table flipping fun!

- Lolski

Holy shitballs...

These people missed their final destination by a second. But don't worry, their "final destination" will chase them around like in those ridiculous movies. Just who was behind the final destination "entity" in those movies? Death, God, Martha Stewart? Some angry little gremlin weaving a tapestry of destruction. By the way never watch the movie The Cradle. Pure retardedness. The whole movie is based around some type of final destination entity versus a baby. Will the baby be okay? Will he not? That is the question throughout this dumbass movie. I stopped caring halfway through and yet kept watching out of pure stubbornness.

- Lolski

Whatevs...I can do that

So this hot shot is trying to show us all up with his fancy shmancy jumping out of pool ability. Well...umm...guess what? I can beat him in a couple of other things. Namely: drinkin' ceasars, lying for long periods of time, and appearing to work whilst not. Betcha he's never played Fallout 3 for 8 hours straight. Hrumph...we're all specialists in something!

- Lolski