Roflopagos Island

So...WTF. I'm an avid fan of science. I science all the time. I'm even sciencing right now. WTF is up with the good for nothin' Hadron collider? I've been waiting patiently for years to find out if the dang Higgs Boson even exists?! What are these nerds doing? I've got a mind to write a very opinionated and passively aggressive letter to CERN. They need to get their asses in gear and stop lollygagging around in the Swiss Alps. They've probably been skiing this whole time. Who the frick is in charge? I bet my senior citizen doggie could do a better job.

While I'm over here waiting for them to get this show on the road, they've been sipping hot cocoa and eating chocolate fondue, just laughing at us. It's an evil mad scientist laugh too I bet. They say it will be up and running by the end of this month. But I've heard that line before. I have a feeling they're leading us on, just to dump us in a month or so. What a bunch of jerk quantum physicists. In the meantime, here's some videos to whet your quantum appetites: