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Monday, November 16, 2009

Amateur pole dancers never prosper

Well this is downright embarrassing for everyone involved. But mostly for the drunk girl that ruined everything. You were in a world of your own drunk lady. You were under the impression that your spastic twirls and awkward sashays were indescribably sexy. I know what you were thinking... "The boys are gonna love this finishing move...okay...here goes". And...down comes the roof.

Drunk lady, you will forever be known in this group of friends as the idiot that crushes dreams and ruins lives. Ladies reading this need to keep this factoid close to your heart: drunk dancing is neither attractive or alluring. I understand that the music is loud and the lights in the bars create the illusion of romance and adventure, but the sexy faces you are making while grinding your friend instead make you look like you are on the verge of vomiting down the front of your white halter top. Oh and plus, you're probably sweaty and your make-up's running by that point. Sultry dance is best left for moments when you're not 6 martinis deep.

And boys, don't encourage us to get on the riser, speaker or table when we are in this state. Bad thing's happen. Cases in point #1 and #2. Are you going to comfort us when we've been tagged in a Facebook photo that shows us "getting low" at unflattering angles? I think not. So quit it. We may have vaginas and boobies but not all of them are moneymakers.



6 comments:

Drew B. Dope said...

LMFAO what an imbecile!!! That's the friend everyone goes out and "forgets" to call when they're going any place where people may know them. ahahhaa

Roflopagos Island said...

hahahahah yes everyone has one of "those" friends lolz

Anonymous said...

I see the video got deleted, heres one that works: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dRSFRXIHeI

Organic Meatbag said...

hahahaha... it's always nice to see such an oblivious drunken idiot take a header on the floor...

Roflopagos Island said...

Brings a happy tear to my eye...

Past Expiry said...

hI,

Where did you get the nifty "you might also like" feature near the bottom of each blog post. That would be uber-cool for my cartoon blog

Regards,
Johnny Ancich

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