tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32350398932410861252023-07-19T03:09:57.560-04:00Roflopagos IslandRoflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.comBlogger118125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-60768169198351812362010-05-12T10:30:00.003-04:002010-05-12T10:30:01.708-04:00Yo-Yo PranksterI love a good prank. And this my fine ladies and gents is a doozy! This dude convinced 5 news stations that he is a Yo-Yo master and to allow him to come on their show live to showcase his mad "yo-yo skills". They done got hornswoggled, trolled, slipped a mickey, hoodwinked and flim flammed. Watch as he bamboozles several anchors:<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RF-bsqrPo-8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RF-bsqrPo-8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DBzWHudBoiA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DBzWHudBoiA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />The jig should have been up when he started to "over share". <br /><br />"I've been divorced twice...don't have a girlfriend...don't want one". I lolled heartily when he got on the phone with his dad and said "I love you". This just illustrates two points very clearly:<br /><br />1) We all know those problem-proned over sharers. You know the ones. They tell you about their chronic case of irritable bowel syndrome and their lengthy custody battle within the first few minutes of meeting. These anchors just slipped into the mode we all slip in when we deal with folks like this. Just nod and smile politely yet awkwardly.<br /><br />2) News stations obviously don't check sources. This gives me a really good idea to request to be on their show and showcase my psychic abilities. Do I have psychic abilities? No. But I can certainly tell a few yarns. I can throw a few "this year will be a good year for you in love" or "I'm getting a J....does that ring a bell...J?". <br /><br />People believe what they want to believe and in this case they really wanted to believe that he was a sick yo-yo-ist that was doing it for the kids and charity and butterflies. Someone should have hopped on Google the minute he turned his 8 yo-yo's into a sick roflcoptor. With Google we are all investigatory journalists...or ugh...stalkers. Hats off to Yo-Yo guy! <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpbDLGJZeTxbfx8LO7hh0tQ_HBXcsFaDSijO41_8a_utzqYkJQblwfiFPohSSX04Rtnpt2Z-06LOWzP84zJ41Qe9H4c7mE4LkjS-5T2ntMGHGA4KQ5uMLYeBKip8gaKGVfUdtrK2hexYA/s1600/yoyo.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpbDLGJZeTxbfx8LO7hh0tQ_HBXcsFaDSijO41_8a_utzqYkJQblwfiFPohSSX04Rtnpt2Z-06LOWzP84zJ41Qe9H4c7mE4LkjS-5T2ntMGHGA4KQ5uMLYeBKip8gaKGVfUdtrK2hexYA/s320/yoyo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470302566359149570" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-86726066873840550822010-05-11T10:42:00.000-04:002010-05-11T10:42:47.610-04:00WoW FreakoutSo this dude is another victim of World of Warcraft. Or as scientists have coined it "WoW". Watch as a beautiful freakout unfolds as he comes to realize that he can't log in to enjoy his sweet, succulent past-time. This dude needs to lay off the Zesty Doritos and Mountain Dew and get out and enjoy the beautiful world. Pffft...who am I kidding? I haven't left my house in 8 days. And my right pointer finger and wrist are arthritic and carpal tunnelesque from all the sweet surfing I partake in on the daily. The Internet owns me and it knows it.<br /><br />Seriously though, wasn't there some dude that died from too many hours playing some type of computer RPG? <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4137782.stm">True story</a>. Scary stuff kids. I think everyone needs to go outside and toil in the sun for a bit. C'mon folks, plant an onion patch. Or better yet do something really pointless like sweeping the sidewalk. It's fun and your neighbours will love you. There's an old dude on my street that sweeps the sidewalk all the time. I have a theory that he does it to get away from his Harpie wife. Either that or he's a secret agent. Your guess is as good as mine.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7ca1gzKoqmU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7ca1gzKoqmU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFNUX31KWXLPwirbf-E2malNZ_OoYoi1tVCYNigyKV4G1xOtBfZG5QxfzalX9mR9cnQo2M5XsPz-MQmiMN2v2NpDQisCOzny4ahLa1FklrhowaPKgVqRqbv1gd7QjqjpYjj0YPcOko5Jo/s1600/SouthParkWoWLoser.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFNUX31KWXLPwirbf-E2malNZ_OoYoi1tVCYNigyKV4G1xOtBfZG5QxfzalX9mR9cnQo2M5XsPz-MQmiMN2v2NpDQisCOzny4ahLa1FklrhowaPKgVqRqbv1gd7QjqjpYjj0YPcOko5Jo/s320/SouthParkWoWLoser.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469886126269808370" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9CYQPrsSySOn34IdfjexHX4KQyALWsVa0PbgT69SNBEXmp1qP5MHqHKJa1q6kp7kIrkSkSLcfXhQ5G2_pfdy-gLcultK_kX1tEtQEBybvAQIY-Xfpzb964BUuetQwRazjyeXJWosturA/s1600/Reflections-rome-02_man_sweeping_sidewalk.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9CYQPrsSySOn34IdfjexHX4KQyALWsVa0PbgT69SNBEXmp1qP5MHqHKJa1q6kp7kIrkSkSLcfXhQ5G2_pfdy-gLcultK_kX1tEtQEBybvAQIY-Xfpzb964BUuetQwRazjyeXJWosturA/s320/Reflections-rome-02_man_sweeping_sidewalk.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469886471021620466" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-62568359954973062672010-05-09T11:00:00.005-04:002010-05-09T11:00:04.270-04:00Super Vagina!!!Ever wondered how you can make your vagina stronger than Steven Seagal's left judo chop? I sure have and this lady has the answer. Uh huh...I know. Seems impossible but with the help of a crystal ball, a fish hook and some twine, your vagina can attain world domination in weeks.<br /><br />Her powerful technique can turn the saddest, tiredest lady part into a gun-toting, mullet-having mercenary. Picture Nick Cage in Con Air and that will be your vagina. Sounds tempting doesn't it? I thought so.<br /><br />Enjoy, and remember this technique is patented and requires a tapered, metallic jumpsuit.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cHAa7G72wdc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cHAa7G72wdc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_qiqEYRaRMLOU6faGvkkH4ithnGwitzWM3M2zQbaFIeqdTRXyFhVdxS5r1-ceheKNe1oM_G1npH20Axlrk_ENXLZRcp2B_yg0Dbm9RdFDLwBlw48kw9IY79xmFnITMu7Jx8Sq4KGWGII/s1600/vagina-repair.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_qiqEYRaRMLOU6faGvkkH4ithnGwitzWM3M2zQbaFIeqdTRXyFhVdxS5r1-ceheKNe1oM_G1npH20Axlrk_ENXLZRcp2B_yg0Dbm9RdFDLwBlw48kw9IY79xmFnITMu7Jx8Sq4KGWGII/s320/vagina-repair.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469080935396681618" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeO2wylsAjoVatqR7y3Mn_d5CXqdwO3Ts5ZliQHTAlsUVqVenkfJsb4PZKOPgbAsiYq6_CX37mE_No36E_w0y_JndDpUp67txBZJ2BfIWBVee4vDyPluSLhAW40gsXVDEIuVO-FFyaXiY/s1600/conair_587x295.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 161px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeO2wylsAjoVatqR7y3Mn_d5CXqdwO3Ts5ZliQHTAlsUVqVenkfJsb4PZKOPgbAsiYq6_CX37mE_No36E_w0y_JndDpUp67txBZJ2BfIWBVee4vDyPluSLhAW40gsXVDEIuVO-FFyaXiY/s320/conair_587x295.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469080659842994738" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-75286202541655867062010-05-08T11:00:00.000-04:002010-05-08T11:00:04.946-04:00Babysitter gets OwnedOh boy, this one is gonna make you think twice before you make fun of cat people again. One could say this is a CATastrophy. Eww, I made my own skin crawl. I'm gonna leave the puns to your best friend's middle-aged father and creepy, great-uncles.<br /><br />I like my puns literal anyway. Like a jump to conclusions mat:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYPi9V53aPmWp9fbU85zCIKznsDYteeW17ccHOoE4KGySxmb7MWVUegXv9le6Zpw_fS6f3PIv8AbtqNWQuAS9QveQLkHM-vHxjxNYnNpOQlE80Whb60HmfV90Fi7hSp8Hxu_lJli9w1JI/s1600/jump-to-conclusions-door-mat.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 204px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYPi9V53aPmWp9fbU85zCIKznsDYteeW17ccHOoE4KGySxmb7MWVUegXv9le6Zpw_fS6f3PIv8AbtqNWQuAS9QveQLkHM-vHxjxNYnNpOQlE80Whb60HmfV90Fi7hSp8Hxu_lJli9w1JI/s320/jump-to-conclusions-door-mat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468820377978631378" /></a><br /><br />These cats are ruthless sentinels. There was no need for the nanny cams when Felix and Whiskers were on shift. Don't mess with a tuxedo cat. They may seem fancy but they are notoriously merciless. I wonder if she knew she was being nanny-cammed and kept her reactions at a minimum. I know plenty of folks that would assume log roll position and kick feebly at the cat. <br /><br />These two cat goons need to go on patrol on my street at 3:00AM when all the drunk drifters start hootin' and hollerin'. Better yet, I'll bring them to bars and the minute a gross guy tries to touch my bum I sick Whiskers on him. They'll get beat so hard they'll need a CAT scan. Ugh, I need to stop hanging out with 50+ year old men. Puns are CATagious. Oh God please make it stop.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yf_cpqD7lXc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yf_cpqD7lXc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnaxkw8u94EhwjBxBVEHfdiXRUo1OvQQx5v4GWHcgeG-4YZou8xx27HBWcNJWanEv8NLVv1YZiyCsfnItj8AbRpxkZORXKm64-TXy3R1xvUxe8VUJCZ3kBARbwM9fC8CTnwcSBsiFECks/s1600/pun.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 284px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnaxkw8u94EhwjBxBVEHfdiXRUo1OvQQx5v4GWHcgeG-4YZou8xx27HBWcNJWanEv8NLVv1YZiyCsfnItj8AbRpxkZORXKm64-TXy3R1xvUxe8VUJCZ3kBARbwM9fC8CTnwcSBsiFECks/s320/pun.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468824902942602226" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-73590439742533285382010-05-08T01:01:00.006-04:002010-05-08T02:34:27.539-04:00The Resurrection of the ROFLsUmmm...hi. I'm a shitty blogger person. I make blogs die. Well here's a Christmas miracle, I'm thinking of making this thing rise from the dead. My 2 readers will be really happy I bet.<br /><br />I realized that I need to post or I let that little weird part of my brain run rampant and I start whispering to myself in 7-Eleven lineups whilst softly caressing my Perrier. Okay I lied, it wasn't Perrier. It was Sunny D. Look at me trying to act all fancy with Perrier, putting on airs. Anyways, all moms that serve the D after soccer practice are cool, admit it. Okay, you're just mad 'cause your mom served the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQE3jWYuGiw">"purple stuff"</a> and you got bullied because of it.<br /><br />There's been way too much funny shit happening on the internet lately to let it sit idly by. Just found this video, it actually forced me to do a post. She will rock you and Lord knows I've been thoroughly "rocked". She creates a story and whatever she's selling, I'm buying. Her version illustrates a tableau of rock and rebellion. She takes you down a long, mystical road and dazzles you with emotion. Go ahead and try to find a better personification of Queen, go ahead, try.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dDKDt0XvSgQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dDKDt0XvSgQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />ROFLs out.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTQ8eJQfuQVtXLCMyX7c429ilwZib3mHVvE0lZSA2y2lNIpbshbI0hERO12dCBNnHwBTgaawvXvrr_GA4KG1tjQ-Qvz9GMw0Q52xwwh4vvlqvIIz2kHiJoEw-VknO9hkcz6pIL1FKfYdo/s1600/sunny_d_w_purple_stuff_08_campaign_hat-p148186048017763484u7wl_400.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTQ8eJQfuQVtXLCMyX7c429ilwZib3mHVvE0lZSA2y2lNIpbshbI0hERO12dCBNnHwBTgaawvXvrr_GA4KG1tjQ-Qvz9GMw0Q52xwwh4vvlqvIIz2kHiJoEw-VknO9hkcz6pIL1FKfYdo/s320/sunny_d_w_purple_stuff_08_campaign_hat-p148186048017763484u7wl_400.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468780274217218802" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPdZ1oXX-5FNfY85mi6h-7_jTKoRA60M2ZKUNzU_xIOca-JeLS6SuzqoX4Hcs2aRafb_od5H0tzku8e5MrbyxWnWrOEqcufsKXcqf3y3vtgxrIjeS8lo0LrRrsAysOiJg4kN5gXhIJLaw/s1600/sunny.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPdZ1oXX-5FNfY85mi6h-7_jTKoRA60M2ZKUNzU_xIOca-JeLS6SuzqoX4Hcs2aRafb_od5H0tzku8e5MrbyxWnWrOEqcufsKXcqf3y3vtgxrIjeS8lo0LrRrsAysOiJg4kN5gXhIJLaw/s320/sunny.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468781716679822402" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-3545650991639929172010-01-23T09:00:00.004-05:002010-01-23T09:00:04.843-05:00Cat Lady CrazyEvery once in a while I go coo coo crazy and spend hours on Youtube looking at cat videos. I have my favorites...ooh Nelly do I have my favorites. Last night was one of those nights. But wasn't it a Friday night you might ask? And then I would genteelly retort "Shut-up, you're dumb. I'm getting old and like me some couch time. I ain't no spring chicken. Going out once every third fortnight is enough for this old Bessie". Okay, I jest. I'm only 30 but I really can't stand bars any more. 'Cause then I have to dust off my dancin' shoes and shave my legs and we all know how much effort that takes.<br /><br />Back to the kitties. Here's some of my favorites...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Dna0oWu_EU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Dna0oWu_EU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cl5Pfc5TyO0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cl5Pfc5TyO0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e0omjqLTZGU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e0omjqLTZGU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1JiJzqXxgxo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1JiJzqXxgxo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Speaking of kitties, my poor cat has developed something called <a href="http://www.cathealth.com/psychalopecia.htm">Feline Psychogenic Alopecia</a>, which means when translated "My cat has kitty OCD". She's over-grooming her bum, legs and stomach. It all started when my senior citizen family dog moved in with us. Now her bum and legs look like they were shaved. She's walking around with a homemade Brazilian wax everyday. If my cat was an outdoor cat, she'd be the hussy of the neighbourhood. All the tomcats would be going crazy over her and whispering amongst each other:<br /><br />"Hey man, I hear the carpet doesn't match the drapes!" <br /><br />"Dude I heard there IS no carpet!"<br /><br />She's usually a really fluffy, puffy, long-haired kitty, but with a still fluffy torso and sparse legs and bum, she looked like she's wearing an over sized trench coat or a handsome and generous fur-lined Mu mu. Poor kitty. Now that she knows that her enemy at the gates is nothing more then a tired, old lady, doggie who is uninterested in her feline charms, it's now growing back a little.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLL3OBTiiVP5pKbxTQRCzhHowcApKVxiMz3MpUGd-2NFtBk2q9KyfqqwwUkACES0sq_63_Q_J9uHNMoxfi4ft3l6-iWUTHv6R_p8jpBmIj7HdnalIi5GXIMHqLh_iB-cXCxGLPLCY2OzU/s1600-h/Hottie_tiger_coat_L2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 264px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLL3OBTiiVP5pKbxTQRCzhHowcApKVxiMz3MpUGd-2NFtBk2q9KyfqqwwUkACES0sq_63_Q_J9uHNMoxfi4ft3l6-iWUTHv6R_p8jpBmIj7HdnalIi5GXIMHqLh_iB-cXCxGLPLCY2OzU/s320/Hottie_tiger_coat_L2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429836110723408002" /></a><br /><br />See, I told you the guys go crazy for the generous, fur-trimmed manteau. What a trollop!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiY0taxSz_btIEskm7gZsM4BEODNqUnZp4EwZF45sUAJn0cRRuDdpgHE00zLCwtcNjl8eX9p9IZRqALVzAlm0Fk6HvUwdqA8iPDIGWsCx0gPxY4wUF4Etr84Pn4N9laftJ2c_TG6AzNsI/s1600-h/Hottie_tiger_coat_L.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 314px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiY0taxSz_btIEskm7gZsM4BEODNqUnZp4EwZF45sUAJn0cRRuDdpgHE00zLCwtcNjl8eX9p9IZRqALVzAlm0Fk6HvUwdqA8iPDIGWsCx0gPxY4wUF4Etr84Pn4N9laftJ2c_TG6AzNsI/s320/Hottie_tiger_coat_L.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429836327742528386" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-193653253762134222010-01-12T06:56:00.005-05:002010-01-12T07:26:50.347-05:00Million Dollar Dumb DumbWhat do you get when you mix lifting weights and male vanity? Million Dollar Baby Part 2: The Douche Chronicles. Except this one doesn't have Hillary Swank's puzzling androgynous french braid and slow-motion stool foreshadowing. Yikes, someone needs to get this guy some protein shakes STAT! And everyone knows that when you're pumping some sweet iron, it's standard to move right in front of a mirror and give yourself a sick flex. Did he lift with his back? I swear he lifted with his back. And no spotter to boot. That'll teach him to work outside of the buddy system.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k8RcDb_wZfQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k8RcDb_wZfQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-T732UmMZOEjVVp621NiNH__oDMVxCoowb1YzkuTfeWTxla8DA5v5nciEPjjadNfbCmwDQcEHUAnyqknh7AjbfvgwhO-M8Vdssb1nAKlWkCIf05TT74A1cYpHiI3sJtc4VEqqpaT0X3M/s1600-h/retro-workout-wear[1].jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 297px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-T732UmMZOEjVVp621NiNH__oDMVxCoowb1YzkuTfeWTxla8DA5v5nciEPjjadNfbCmwDQcEHUAnyqknh7AjbfvgwhO-M8Vdssb1nAKlWkCIf05TT74A1cYpHiI3sJtc4VEqqpaT0X3M/s320/retro-workout-wear[1].jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425828208937349042" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-13612755531536257842010-01-07T02:58:00.011-05:002010-01-07T04:00:45.990-05:00Nickledink AntidoteThose that know me know that I absolutely want to punch Chad Kroeger in the face. I hear his deep, guttural whine and I seriously lose my shit. Like geez, the guy has had a bowl cut through the better half of this decade. If his songs were actual physical entities, they'd have been challenged to a duel a long time ago. And my weapon of choice would be a the longest didgeridoo known to man. And we'd go back to back as is customary in duels, they'd begin to start walking, and I'd turn around and cheat before it was time and didgeridoo them right in the genitals. Yes, I said it.
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<br />Fun fact...someone once took the time to draw this.
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<br />I think their worst song is that dumb reminiscing about high school one. You know the one with the fantastical line "What the hell was on Joey's head?". Oh that's right. It was called Photograph. Deep guys. Song's about looking back in the past. Oooh, let's call it <em>photograph</em>. Oh and let's make sure we rhyme that with <em>laugh</em>. Chad, you better stop cooking up those whimsical lines or you're liable to put Jay-Z out of business.
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<br />So with all this Dinkleback hatred I have, of course I would enjoy this genius mash-up. It's like a Chad Kroeger palate cleanser. Niiiice. Can't embed it here and you'll see why...so to see it click Chad's goofy face below.
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<br />Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-91906181831392796332010-01-06T06:00:00.003-05:002010-01-06T06:59:50.967-05:00Bring the AnnoyanceHey guys....guys...hey....hey...HEY! Okay you will only get this after you watch these little gems. I got introduced to the Annoying Orange this grand holiday season. There are only 4 episodes so far but they have softened my wintry, resolute, doldrums. Hee hee doldrums. I like that word. For some reason, it always reminds me of the Alice in Wonderland Disney cartoon when Alice is all sad and wants to go home but the dog with the broom for a head and a tail ruins everything. He dang swept poor Alice' path clear away! What a selfish prick! I kid, I loved the Broom-Headed Dog. He was just doing his job...Geez.<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AqSdEzp2P2g&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AqSdEzp2P2g&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />And now for the the Annoying Orange. With his creepy grin and irritating laugh, one might pray for his premature demise. I don't. I love him. Orange ya glad noone ever eats him? Ugh. God-awful. Enjoy him...love him...hate him.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZN5PoW7_kdA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZN5PoW7_kdA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l7F5nIA8xmw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l7F5nIA8xmw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xjdBCeUdAmI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xjdBCeUdAmI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fOxg8hT30r0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fOxg8hT30r0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />In other annoying orange news....<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ7MNCZyMXrkr-mFLhN4730MlyqgCI5HWU7Wo3CtYAhu9z0A6qup8EelgwMjg7YFhfxmeI0tlZ9XmwPzEGIwTAB2tPmlQUXKDYAMIN2m-RC17Gxcx5f0KuHreVG0Manf9NZXq3E-FFIJE/s1600-h/orange+jersey+douchebag.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 290px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ7MNCZyMXrkr-mFLhN4730MlyqgCI5HWU7Wo3CtYAhu9z0A6qup8EelgwMjg7YFhfxmeI0tlZ9XmwPzEGIwTAB2tPmlQUXKDYAMIN2m-RC17Gxcx5f0KuHreVG0Manf9NZXq3E-FFIJE/s320/orange+jersey+douchebag.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423594436232413458" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-32460454680588925642009-12-12T17:48:00.006-05:002009-12-12T19:00:05.868-05:00Jolly Saint DorkJust awful...just plain old awful. Okay, parents. Here's the deal. Talk to your kids about the dangers of worldwide embarrassment on Youtube. If you don't then you are the worst parent in the world. Okay maybe not <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/04/28/austria.cellar/">the worst</a>, but close to it. If you are still a bumbling old person on computers and get mixed up all the time and call Youtube "Youface" or Facebook "Facespace", kindly get your younger, hipper, tech savvy family friend or niece/nephew to explain to them what happens to nerdy kids that upload videos. They get beat downs. You have all heard of the legend of Star Wars Kid. <br /><br />Here's some other notables:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSbL8VqAje8">Tina</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTuXJNcafjY">Pruane2forever</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yswQLTH4KE">Nicole337</a><br /><br />What happened to them can be avoided. But since you all seem to insist upon leaving that big scary place called the "Internet" to all the tweens and 20-30 somethings your children are creating videos such as these:<br /><br /><object width="460" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ujZsFOGT-Ko&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ujZsFOGT-Ko&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />Yes, yes I know it's much easier to leave little Jimmy or Judy occupied in their basement bedroom lair with their computer and plead ignorance then to actually hop on the Information Highway, or "World Wide Web" as it is known in scientific circles, and try and figure out what your dorky, lovable, yet socially awkward teen is up to. But dang nabbit parents...do you want them to be at the mercy of the online Internet commenter gangs that troll the Internet? Okay there are no gangs, but there could be...just ask <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YInQJxxt9qE">Oprah</a>.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnvyYzQUAdk2fjB8Dx7y-_3l_hwax5j4Q7KaTW3huEEchCc30PxokGWL3_rKdUK1h4IdRof02trxOa6aRxU2Tj6JL1HYMl9REUTW3gje01xKIt_ZIPRn3N3IOB_bGSMJfNsU6OJvuDzbY/s1600-h/633549610887460903-internetgetreadyforliftoff.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnvyYzQUAdk2fjB8Dx7y-_3l_hwax5j4Q7KaTW3huEEchCc30PxokGWL3_rKdUK1h4IdRof02trxOa6aRxU2Tj6JL1HYMl9REUTW3gje01xKIt_ZIPRn3N3IOB_bGSMJfNsU6OJvuDzbY/s320/633549610887460903-internetgetreadyforliftoff.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414498647724369522" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-25508423821506770442009-12-11T03:44:00.003-05:002009-12-11T04:15:44.450-05:00Where do I find this stuff?Okay folks...I've been a real lazy jerk of late. Letting a little thing called "life" get in the way of making rofls and taking names. To make it up to you, I've found a real doozy. It will leave you feeling dirty and agitated to the very core and fibre of your being. It's like watching a perpetual Madonna Yoga pose. Okay, no worse. Hey fellas, want some anti-boner material? It's just what you need to get rid of that pesky, embarrassing erection at the most inopportune time. And ladies...here's what you can aspire to be in your silver fox years. <br /><br />Shock value at it's very best from Captain Internet. The good Captain never disappoints. Who is Captain Internet you ask? He's just the name I would give to the Internet if he were a person. He'd be really hyper and of course totally creepy. And he'd be constantly shoving erection pills and penis pumps in your face. I bet he would have one of those long curly mustaches too. He would also of course wear heavy, denim dungarees with red suspenders and a stained wife beater. Not sure why, just take my word for it. He just keeps getting stronger and stronger everyday. Will our need for the grotesque ever be satisfied? Probably not. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v_Ok58IcKZQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v_Ok58IcKZQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnhkxTpH1XlLcziKPuYH0-m4vYe2nHirv41rx2BOv7qJL0ATMKtfeSwty75Ru0g9JmRQ6FWiUUgEEHUbFrMhNIF9qvGmdZ_FgGhDHR-iZTnCslpkoF8w1fj17FIN1J5b0XG1RARaqlO8g/s1600-h/madonnaR1212_468x294.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 201px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnhkxTpH1XlLcziKPuYH0-m4vYe2nHirv41rx2BOv7qJL0ATMKtfeSwty75Ru0g9JmRQ6FWiUUgEEHUbFrMhNIF9qvGmdZ_FgGhDHR-iZTnCslpkoF8w1fj17FIN1J5b0XG1RARaqlO8g/s320/madonnaR1212_468x294.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413904739272244866" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-4659216017323823952009-11-17T11:36:00.005-05:002009-11-17T12:02:39.891-05:00Hadron BluesSo...WTF. I'm an avid fan of science. I science all the time. I'm even sciencing right now. WTF is up with the good for nothin' Hadron collider? I've been waiting patiently for years to find out if the dang Higgs Boson even exists?! What are these nerds doing? I've got a mind to write a very opinionated and passively aggressive letter to CERN. They need to get their asses in gear and stop lollygagging around in the Swiss Alps. They've probably been skiing this whole time. Who the frick is in charge? I bet my senior citizen doggie could do a better job. <br /><br />While I'm over here waiting for them to get this show on the road, they've been sipping hot cocoa and eating chocolate fondue, just laughing at us. It's an evil mad scientist laugh too I bet. They say it will be up and running by the end of this month. But I've heard that line before. I have a feeling they're leading us on, just to dump us in a month or so. What a bunch of jerk quantum physicists. In the meantime, here's some videos to whet your quantum appetites:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DfPeprQ7oGc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DfPeprQ7oGc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ja0UUKbVlhA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ja0UUKbVlhA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmXKqbkegfndYzJX3Rfj2qSVK2LNvedVC9LJTuJzC4355KudQ_qq10ymY6mpUt7E4JLwzKv00hsDEx0O_2TZ7KCoizMsIONaaG0-9pN1Q21QPPFpefc-RCuaiqlPSEmUerUG1SPUGef_A/s1600/dog+scientist.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 233px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmXKqbkegfndYzJX3Rfj2qSVK2LNvedVC9LJTuJzC4355KudQ_qq10ymY6mpUt7E4JLwzKv00hsDEx0O_2TZ7KCoizMsIONaaG0-9pN1Q21QPPFpefc-RCuaiqlPSEmUerUG1SPUGef_A/s320/dog+scientist.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405118423869791714" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-10208678923826518212009-11-16T17:37:00.003-05:002009-11-18T13:32:00.128-05:00Amateur pole dancers never prosperWell this is downright embarrassing for everyone involved. But mostly for the drunk girl that ruined everything. You were in a world of your own drunk lady. You were under the impression that your spastic twirls and awkward sashays were indescribably sexy. I know what you were thinking... "The boys are gonna love this finishing move...okay...here goes". And...down comes the roof.<br /><br />Drunk lady, you will forever be known in this group of friends as the idiot that crushes dreams and ruins lives. Ladies reading this need to keep this factoid close to your heart: drunk dancing is neither attractive or alluring. I understand that the music is loud and the lights in the bars create the illusion of romance and adventure, but the sexy faces you are making while grinding your friend instead make you look like you are on the verge of vomiting down the front of your white halter top. Oh and plus, you're probably sweaty and your make-up's running by that point. Sultry dance is best left for moments when you're not 6 martinis deep.<br /><br />And boys, don't encourage us to get on the riser, speaker or table when we are in this state. Bad thing's happen. Cases in point <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRl--bIh_E">#1</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQl8NtHzZHY">#2</a>. Are you going to comfort us when we've been tagged in a Facebook photo that shows us "getting low" at unflattering angles? I think not. So quit it. We may have vaginas and boobies but not all of them are moneymakers.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IT86n_Bjn5Y&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IT86n_Bjn5Y&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihJvWXiwLo0nkyTNfdb9xAuLYStGjzqd2P64cOj47vncJEpay96JbGG8ZvNLzMDfKOZvFA6xtBU9lJHGmjVJIUbgYitSXzJnz8MVeOjrVUA7qr0A-AYCl12oVP7GnArAXMO6UxmzaXkfg/s1600/Mrs%20P.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihJvWXiwLo0nkyTNfdb9xAuLYStGjzqd2P64cOj47vncJEpay96JbGG8ZvNLzMDfKOZvFA6xtBU9lJHGmjVJIUbgYitSXzJnz8MVeOjrVUA7qr0A-AYCl12oVP7GnArAXMO6UxmzaXkfg/s320/Mrs%20P.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404842493290046642" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-84736705721417310552009-11-09T14:58:00.003-05:002009-11-09T16:31:53.061-05:00Pervert DoggieI thought we only had to be worried about creepy men in trench coats? However, this video illustrates that perverts lurk across species and phylum. This opportunistic canine made a poor, hapless victim out of this passed out gentleman. He saw it, and he went for it. That'll learn him real good to leave his sexy parts vulnerable for the world to see. He's a tease if you ask me and was probably asking for it. I know Fido would agree.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OLlu0xURzTM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OLlu0xURzTM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Sometimes you don't even need an unconscious victim and can just use what's available...like air for instance...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9sv65tsD7N0&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9sv65tsD7N0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Either way, they are getting theirs. Perhaps we can make trench coats for dogs to make these offenders easier to identify? If you can think it, it's out there. Oh great Internet...will you ever disappoint?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUC4mJB_56GAEYM0YnfyhOnlNbpyOQqCOtjc6dCqtNba7ZnGFGL1RpGcZQPbxgUXk0kosdU0ZmXGQFUtGwMxWVeXO2z6QM5iJy8au8nk10n9pdmxk9Isjb8O1bw4hYCTcCuBQ4NY5Mnu8/s1600-h/Trench%20Coat.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUC4mJB_56GAEYM0YnfyhOnlNbpyOQqCOtjc6dCqtNba7ZnGFGL1RpGcZQPbxgUXk0kosdU0ZmXGQFUtGwMxWVeXO2z6QM5iJy8au8nk10n9pdmxk9Isjb8O1bw4hYCTcCuBQ4NY5Mnu8/s320/Trench%20Coat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402198861004919138" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-8923186583503510842009-11-08T20:50:00.004-05:002009-12-11T04:50:51.934-05:00Don't test Mother NatureShe's a cruel calculating bitch. She's Queen of the Harpies. If you mock her, she will show you what's what before you can say Jack Spratt's Hat. Dancing in the rain is best left for hippies and musical numbers anyways. If you must do it, perhaps you could stay away from metal. If that is not at all possible, then put on a shirt at the very least.<br /><br />Love how the girl filming was like "Okay everyone in the house now". Yes it is now time to shut this whole filming in a lightning storm operation down. Perhaps she could have told him to seek shelter under a large tree or a telephone pole? This is the type of flawless decision-making and risk-management strategies that create Darwin awards. <br /><br />-Lolski<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jcRNN33wGZM&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jcRNN33wGZM&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii9CUF8VO2F-WtRReJMVMAV50hirCejfwYmxJ3Wl2_3R-J0l_kuu74P6RFHIxnHMocPLyuXKl9rA6cNUI06OJsvz6naMkiP7ZXmT8xsGIST1wWvg-cDRJKLC9tbI7x4aFoAoynal9GXx8/s1600-h/dumb.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii9CUF8VO2F-WtRReJMVMAV50hirCejfwYmxJ3Wl2_3R-J0l_kuu74P6RFHIxnHMocPLyuXKl9rA6cNUI06OJsvz6naMkiP7ZXmT8xsGIST1wWvg-cDRJKLC9tbI7x4aFoAoynal9GXx8/s320/dumb.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401924649403904898" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-14456664374378857842009-10-22T14:00:00.003-04:002009-10-22T14:00:00.202-04:00How to get your assed kickedEver wonder how you can stop a bully? Try falling on the ground and feebly kicking the air with your foot. This video will illustrate sure-fire ways to keep the bullies coming back for more. I love all of their far-fetched examples too. If you happen to have a magazine handy, why not just take the 5 seconds you need to roll it up and try and use it as a weapon? I'm sure the bully will wait his turn while you roll it. Holding your hand out and making a stop sign is also guaranteed to strike fear in the hearts of your predators. Who ignores stop signs? No one that's who.<br /><br />Was there a rule in 1992 that all children should have waterfall bangs? Even the guys had them. It must be a leftover from the 80's. I had them, you had them, we all had them. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. The higher and crunchier the better. Combine it with a bowl cut and you got yourself a glass of sass.<br /><br />-Lolski <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TLKxv69GEVE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TLKxv69GEVE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJFaDmu1q80rE0Incc6rDnU2dFAD3v_HYTvfPety0EM4_Kn-mLBjA6Bcb_ApD1fjftsNQKKFTtoJqxw5M8BQ3M-aVNRYVCu8w855fRyW4tQWfvWBdLtrXtDN2nnpYZpKVac7OmG19uih8/s1600-h/080125-bully-vmed1p_widec.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 243px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJFaDmu1q80rE0Incc6rDnU2dFAD3v_HYTvfPety0EM4_Kn-mLBjA6Bcb_ApD1fjftsNQKKFTtoJqxw5M8BQ3M-aVNRYVCu8w855fRyW4tQWfvWBdLtrXtDN2nnpYZpKVac7OmG19uih8/s320/080125-bully-vmed1p_widec.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395252553640065282" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-22948644116937943632009-10-22T10:00:00.003-04:002009-10-22T10:00:03.129-04:00Avril's Creepy UncleWell I haven't posted in a week and thought it was high time that I jumped on old Roflopagos and give you guys something to show your family and friends. This video is especially appropriate for grandmothers and young children. Okay...I was just lying right there. The following video is not appropriate for the aged or the tots. It's probably also not something you want to be caught watching when your boss walks by either. <br /><br />This dapper gent has decided to share his feelings and thoughts through song and dance. What his thoughts are, one can only guess. I'm going to place my bets on serial killin' and peepin' Toming. Curiously enough, many of his accessories are directly out of Avril Lavigne's wardrobe circa 2002. Instead of a tie around his neck, he went and put it around his scrotum. It's quite creative if you ask me. His crotchal region is kind of like the sun. If you stare too long you will burn your retinas. Scary stuff folks.<br /><br />-Lolski<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tlCVAwEgOZg&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tlCVAwEgOZg&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdQJzsVSRmc3t0B4RQEkTKBY90CrWjCH5pLW-5CQ2oAEgCjvoHInjCJwZzNkWliQGvBbUEBlVz3BwIwmMf_vwxoyAc2ZOVvtS-wwk9Uy7_X_7bEKFihcC3TO7Qg6oRGincSjU8YCZ6PG8/s1600-h/sq-avril-vma02-wi.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdQJzsVSRmc3t0B4RQEkTKBY90CrWjCH5pLW-5CQ2oAEgCjvoHInjCJwZzNkWliQGvBbUEBlVz3BwIwmMf_vwxoyAc2ZOVvtS-wwk9Uy7_X_7bEKFihcC3TO7Qg6oRGincSjU8YCZ6PG8/s320/sq-avril-vma02-wi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395246480518775666" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-57982272367343386912009-10-15T14:00:00.001-04:002009-10-15T14:00:01.599-04:00FACT: We're surfin' machinesCheck out this lil gem of a video. I love it when videos put sweet factoids together in a neat little package. Computers are taking over the world. Correction: Bloggers are taking over the world. Google something...anything and you can bet your bottom dollar that you'll find a blogger's article on that subject. We bloggers are not always accurate, don't always provide you with legitimate expertise and will most likely give you our humble or not so humble opinion on a topic at hand. But dangnabbit, we've got heart! And we keep you entertained...you can't put a price on entertainment folks. So throw away your shoddy newspapers and makeshift paper magazines and get Googling!<br /><br />-Lolski<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6ILQrUrEWe8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6ILQrUrEWe8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_kHX1Rj34RIECbqzXN7Aw1HVxBAjSMOWO4l2WsNyG0Z4sWVja3wplyvRubJpqmyTmGbjKO-ud-kEMFNbGtUjcqgzESJaijwrwJdNGbowZJeU_HHbhcMzoPpVkVqzxm6C4HfNayFMm0Eg/s1600-h/computer+nerd+%2B+Limpet+2%5B1%5D.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_kHX1Rj34RIECbqzXN7Aw1HVxBAjSMOWO4l2WsNyG0Z4sWVja3wplyvRubJpqmyTmGbjKO-ud-kEMFNbGtUjcqgzESJaijwrwJdNGbowZJeU_HHbhcMzoPpVkVqzxm6C4HfNayFMm0Eg/s320/computer+nerd+%2B+Limpet+2%5B1%5D.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392720013269599458" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-67107564927214231282009-10-15T10:00:00.004-04:002009-10-15T10:00:03.012-04:00Ouch my eyes!I saw this the other night on TV and was really grossed out. That dang Napa AutoPro knew what they were doing when they released this commercial. How does one wash ones brain and eyeballs? Eww, and the song makes it even worse. "We're gonna party...toniggghht...". No, we're not gonna party tonight, we're gonna get creeped out tonight. And the cop is like "Aww shucks you crazy kids!". I'd be like "Alright out of the car now. You are both being shipped to a home come dawn".<br /><br />This commercial is like the commercial equivalent of Sixth Sense. M. Night Shymalan had to be in on the trick ending. Why can't he make any more good movies to save his life? I was on a date with some guy the night I saw Sixth Sense in the theatre. The dude I was with had the voice of a 14 year old girl. It was surprising too because he didn't look like a dude with a shrilly chick voice. He, in essence, Sixth Sensed me when he opened his mouth for the first time. I remember him sing-songing in my ear "I knew he was a ghost!". My only thought was "This dude's voice is higher then mine and he's a filthy liar". There's no WAY he knew Bruce Willis was a ghost. Wanna know how I know? He was too busy looking around and smiling at me throughout the movie and whispering nonsense in my ear. Needless to say we didn't date again.<br /><br />-Lolski<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vpjNFIhO0Pc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vpjNFIhO0Pc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3dqzF3BGq5Ei3YUMvU4ilRcxtPhlTdX0SL_OaLGux1k6oQ6Mj1CGlXqFpPEgtTZavrz_TrcES5kxm5jqGz7iFEdnDi9sAOeXXpE374pbWAsptyuIg9e-Tkko691D-fsyeiu9v5QBD53k/s1600-h/Movie_i_see_dead_people-769472.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 165px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3dqzF3BGq5Ei3YUMvU4ilRcxtPhlTdX0SL_OaLGux1k6oQ6Mj1CGlXqFpPEgtTZavrz_TrcES5kxm5jqGz7iFEdnDi9sAOeXXpE374pbWAsptyuIg9e-Tkko691D-fsyeiu9v5QBD53k/s320/Movie_i_see_dead_people-769472.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392694410768667090" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-31190533793276369992009-10-09T18:00:00.005-04:002009-12-11T04:47:37.110-05:00Eww...just EwwThose eating a tuna sammuch or some type of snack need to finish up before you watch this video. This girl is...how do you say? Gross. Why not just give 'er in public? Why not just go for the gold? But don't forget to give it a good sniff before you get to the cashier. You never know when you'll get an opportunity like this again. <br /><br />She's no better then <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzZqje04vLE">this little dude</a>. But at least he has the excuse of being non-homosapien. Ugh...sick. So men...beware when you see a hot chick. You have NO idea what she was doing in the minutes before you held her hand. Big brother always watches...there's a camera on every corner. Why haven't people figured that out yet? <br /><br />-Lolski<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bn5ovsHUvLw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bn5ovsHUvLw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAcmad2wkOUR5ujD4CIMOxWsHR_YCdrjcRWAt8MgCkPgOr9L7mPfnGfJtto_VlZ4g6wMlz3-jF_HNOrd-Dl4Fkuv0mnraZXXgFAmUYZi2dvrkOHSgG78XQCUiWMrnE-z9g4eceS2Fr9bE/s1600-h/monkey.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAcmad2wkOUR5ujD4CIMOxWsHR_YCdrjcRWAt8MgCkPgOr9L7mPfnGfJtto_VlZ4g6wMlz3-jF_HNOrd-Dl4Fkuv0mnraZXXgFAmUYZi2dvrkOHSgG78XQCUiWMrnE-z9g4eceS2Fr9bE/s320/monkey.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390392873195202642" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-74745654097301321392009-10-09T12:00:00.001-04:002009-10-09T12:00:04.786-04:00Cheeky Bird!Even rare parrots need to get theirs. I love his style of courtship. I bet he gets all the rainforest ass! I'm a sucker for the wing-face-slap myself. What, with his Victorian Gentleman's face and all...what middle-aged male photographer could resist? I'm quite partial to the Victorian mutton chop handlebar mustache. If you happen to look like Colonel Mustard in the study with the candlestick, I'm putty in your arms. <br /><br />I was born in the wrong century. I should have been born in the late 1800's in England...I could have been a stuffy aristocratic Dame that say's a whole lot of "Harrumphs!" and "I never!". I would have rolled my R's like nobody's business and would have stared judgmentally at passersby behind a giant, shiny monocle.<br /><br />-Lolski<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xNAkdHKx9SM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xNAkdHKx9SM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrB8i1--LkFOffows7VtciJPETbuWs8cnTrGdjckuCrY5tc4b4jKA0_y17G3EsT3rP-tFb6M1yt58iTx2Nqz3IgR7B0Rx2gZg2-lOEA7b1YytT3YZrEEfAereF66Hh-kdvqT2wE3h6c1o/s1600-h/Character%20Col%20Mustard.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 198px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrB8i1--LkFOffows7VtciJPETbuWs8cnTrGdjckuCrY5tc4b4jKA0_y17G3EsT3rP-tFb6M1yt58iTx2Nqz3IgR7B0Rx2gZg2-lOEA7b1YytT3YZrEEfAereF66Hh-kdvqT2wE3h6c1o/s320/Character%20Col%20Mustard.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390379320431066018" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-12040543759665143092009-10-08T19:50:00.007-04:002009-12-11T04:56:39.229-05:00Fail became a Win!!I just love it when things work out magically. Because of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy">entropy</a> and the ever infamous <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law">Murphy's law</a> most stuff doesn't work out and things mostly go from shit to complete and utter shit pretty fast. But thanks to random quantum fluctuations or QuanFluxes as I endearingly like to call them, total fails can become massive wins. The power of QuanFluxes can generally be harnessed by the Flux Capacitor FYI.<br /><br />Just take a gander at this lucky SOB. He could have been the victim of yet another unoriginal skateboard fail. There's more skateboard fails out there then there are melancholy Emo kids strumming a sad tune in their rooms. But this...this is great. This proves that the highly unlikely still happens. Thanks miraculous skateboard kid!<br /><br />-Lolski<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PIepC_6PLJc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PIepC_6PLJc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9YfMuYAvJ_cU1_wOrsVQi49pT8zAPHIvgmk1SextY1S0BoR85bkQ245jt7XvNoHlqbPH12_XhqSDIPQEF6jh3diWXSpeHIATrFzbbRXLucet8826CPtEUFNlusdCjgnfu5kT0Hd6mbIk/s1600-h/flux-capacitor.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 285px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9YfMuYAvJ_cU1_wOrsVQi49pT8zAPHIvgmk1SextY1S0BoR85bkQ245jt7XvNoHlqbPH12_XhqSDIPQEF6jh3diWXSpeHIATrFzbbRXLucet8826CPtEUFNlusdCjgnfu5kT0Hd6mbIk/s320/flux-capacitor.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390385302710488242" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCI4A5qJe6RTRch2WOEYNMENZeQ92PHj5_BDVPa7GzIgaYZ3dDyxf0p09vai6fx-lWBylOKZPAGVWFR9odWbRVsjIhq58Pmc0KI_Tlr4-oKvH0cDFuxlKSwyCqrEoIyzfY1vStUI7Qv40/s1600-h/flux-capacitor-replica.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCI4A5qJe6RTRch2WOEYNMENZeQ92PHj5_BDVPa7GzIgaYZ3dDyxf0p09vai6fx-lWBylOKZPAGVWFR9odWbRVsjIhq58Pmc0KI_Tlr4-oKvH0cDFuxlKSwyCqrEoIyzfY1vStUI7Qv40/s320/flux-capacitor-replica.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390385150418904194" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-47313477594850139672009-10-06T14:00:00.001-04:002009-10-06T14:00:01.784-04:00Best Love Advice Ever!If you've never seen Fred and Sharon, well then you must. They are a kooky Canadian couple that provide free love advice to all the celebrities in Hollywood. And they do so using the latest in animation technology to boot. I dare you to find better animation and graphics! <br /><br />Jennifer Aniston needs to hire these guys so she can land herself a relationship that sticks. She bothers me for some reason and I just can't put my finger on why. Maybe it's her endless array of ridiculously good movies. And would it kill her to play a role that doesn't involve a woman desperate to find love? She's only feeding into the stereotypes. Always a leading lady and never a bride. Ouch. I'm probably just jealous because I would kill to be Brad's ex-wife. Maybe Brangelina would adopt me and let me live in their pool house? I've got big plans....big plans I tells ya. <br /><br />-Lolski<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0JmZKHUR8bs&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0JmZKHUR8bs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguu7PDocpM_C60Q7d49qIfgqZVVNk2b7Q5Ikf5hd4UaqEIqqRZRKUdW1_v48UjH9JmmD5RHXkWoPORZACRMtJEectbU6NFR9Jcxp2QHxZRSpxPfspruW8ajeMnSv139czfWtHayW8Dw6w/s1600-h/jennifer_aniston-12382.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguu7PDocpM_C60Q7d49qIfgqZVVNk2b7Q5Ikf5hd4UaqEIqqRZRKUdW1_v48UjH9JmmD5RHXkWoPORZACRMtJEectbU6NFR9Jcxp2QHxZRSpxPfspruW8ajeMnSv139czfWtHayW8Dw6w/s320/jennifer_aniston-12382.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389296190693188034" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-3879509442852098332009-10-06T12:00:00.002-04:002009-10-06T14:42:47.044-04:00Frisky PastorSomebody was hitting the sacramental wine a little too vigorously...<br /><br /><em><blockquote><strong>Swedish mourners seek damages over 'drunk' pastor </strong><br /><br />A Swedish family is seeking damages of nearly 30,000 euros (£27,500) after a Protestant pastor performed a funeral service in an apparently drunk state, the Church of Sweden said on Friday.The pastor also raised eyebrows for apparently flirtatious behaviour towards the dead man's family members. He kissed the hand of the deceased's daughter and gave an exaggerated hug to the 20-year-old granddaughter, the family said in a letter to the former state church.<br /><br />"Everything seemed to go perfectly well until this pastor came in mumbling for 30 minutes," the family said in the letter, complaining that he had alcohol on his breath. "Nobody, among his servers or in the audience, understood what he was saying."<br /><br />"The first thing we will now remember thinking about our loved one is the drunk pastor," they added.<br /><br />Apart from the 300,000 kronor (£27,500) the family also asked for a refund of the funeral expenses.<br /><br />The Church of Sweden, which ceased to be a state church in 2000, confirmed to AFP that it had received the complaint, saying the issue was being investigated. </blockquote></em><br /><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/6256667/Swedish-mourners-seek-damages-over-drunk-pastor.html">Source</a><br /><br />See, this would be funny in another situation. But a funeral can put the breaks on the humor of a drunk pastor pretty fast. Poor granddaughter that got the "exaggerated" hug. Ewww, many a lady have experienced this ambitious and overzealous hug from a pervy, elderly gentleman. It's not pleasant. You are left wondering "Did that just happen?". We need one of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOE71e8e5pE">these</a> for this very situation ladies. They'll think twice before they get frisky again!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaGVcF97rimg44vm6yf9unBotRhtdqb6envUnpVKq-eTeYgmWGMZZH7qKgur0gFSkNp-eUzTdqXYgztEmSt7K2fTVYMwrP6hxme_a_ToLV8PPhVRE6zVs4uxrK2TI2iWJNegqdioPwKLs/s1600-h/304b3330.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 312px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaGVcF97rimg44vm6yf9unBotRhtdqb6envUnpVKq-eTeYgmWGMZZH7qKgur0gFSkNp-eUzTdqXYgztEmSt7K2fTVYMwrP6hxme_a_ToLV8PPhVRE6zVs4uxrK2TI2iWJNegqdioPwKLs/s320/304b3330.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389309408202605666" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3235039893241086125.post-65543096120156003472009-10-06T10:00:00.001-04:002009-10-06T10:00:01.740-04:00She's a Maneater!If Hall and Oats were still kicking it, this lady would be number one on their list for an avant garde, 80's style video. She will creep you out and make you feel weird about the few times you danced in front of the mirror and never got caught. The "Maneater" dance is eerily similar to Buffalo Bill's naked "tucked in" dance in <em>The Silence of the Lambs</em>. You know the one.<br /><br />When I first saw these videos, I of course was horror-stricken...but then I thought "Hey, you know what. She's having fun". And then I quickly realized that these dress-up dancing moments are not made for public consumption. They are private moments between you and your hairbrush microphone. It takes a "special" person to actually upload these for the world to see. And by "special" I mean Coo Coo for Coco Puffs.<br /><br />-Lolski<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WFFUq-0NkrQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WFFUq-0NkrQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CMrPFOGfgcg&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CMrPFOGfgcg&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHx_BclsOgYjNKpd-Yhr_vHg7C0riO2UQmSheZNmYIi0E03dAfRbgsiYNO8y29wHpI1XXERmM-yllALiFQJkK6f1oa4et0cY88StHQ69oAee08-JcnxagKhuiE7cFhet18ofr2-Q4sh-M/s1600-h/bufallob1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 297px; height: 171px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHx_BclsOgYjNKpd-Yhr_vHg7C0riO2UQmSheZNmYIi0E03dAfRbgsiYNO8y29wHpI1XXERmM-yllALiFQJkK6f1oa4et0cY88StHQ69oAee08-JcnxagKhuiE7cFhet18ofr2-Q4sh-M/s320/bufallob1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389290688071919234" /></a>Roflopagos Islandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.com0