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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Mystery of the Bees Solved

Scientists have recently found some clues to explain the disappearance of honey bees in the U.S. We didn't need fancy sciencing to tell us why they left. We've had the answer in our midst all along. Here is the true cause of their mass disappearance:



If you don't know who these dingbats are, consider yourself lucky. The bees finally decided enough is enough. Heidi Montag's recent "performance" on Miss Universe sealed the deal. Her dance moves created ultrasonic vibrations, signalling the bees to haul ass while there was still time. If they were smart they'd take up residency in Fiji or somewhere extremely remote where they will never be subjected to them again.

- Lolski

3 comments:

padensocialmedia said...

Oh too funny. I'll have to search for that "performance"

Roflopagos Island said...

hhaaha ya...it's God awful...so awful I wanted someone to pull a giant hook like in the cartoons and yank her off stage

DD said...

ewww, these two drive me bonkers.

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