Slapping you with a big fat smelly armpit of frustration. — Opinions , Rants — Roflopagos Island
WELCOME TO ROFLOPAGOS ISLAND: HUMOR CAPITAL OF THE INTERNETZ


THE LATEST IN FUNNY VIRAL VIDEOS, CURRENT EVENTS, SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY AND WEIRD NEWS



RUMMAGING THE INTERNET SINCE '69 (OKAY, MAYBE NOT THAT LONG)

Hello ladies, gents, unicorns, dryads, and all humanoid lifeforms of the Internets. Roflopagos Island is a place of whimsy and folly. It is a humor blog documenting the ridiculous, funny and odd things of our glorious Internets. Why rummage the Internet when I can do it for you?

What can you expect while you are here? It will be random, it will be unique, and if anything it might give you a hot, swift burst of humor to enhance your everyday life. Enjoy…


Sunday, July 26, 2009

Slapping you with a big fat smelly armpit of frustration.

I can no longer await the day of over head thought bubbles. As Lolski and I sat out side our favorite Chapters book store, speaking very loudly our status updates. I could not help but wish that everyones thoughts were assembled over their heads for all to read. Maybe in neon, or a steady stream of text... possibly with a theme song that goes with their body shapes. For instance a portly port drinking and cheese eating man...who no doubt smells of cured meats and sweaty slacks...would say something like " Im hungry, and frustrated with my mother....can people see my boner?" and his theme song would be something like ramalama bang bang. With all of the advances in technology and brain science and space = what's the holdup? If any techmnology people read this...I will gladly be involved in the trials.

-Shocka

1 comments:

Roflopagos Island said...

I concur Shocka!

-Lolski

Post a Comment