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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Super Vagina!!!

Ever wondered how you can make your vagina stronger than Steven Seagal's left judo chop? I sure have and this lady has the answer. Uh huh...I know. Seems impossible but with the help of a crystal ball, a fish hook and some twine, your vagina can attain world domination in weeks.

Her powerful technique can turn the saddest, tiredest lady part into a gun-toting, mullet-having mercenary. Picture Nick Cage in Con Air and that will be your vagina. Sounds tempting doesn't it? I thought so.

Enjoy, and remember this technique is patented and requires a tapered, metallic jumpsuit.


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